I would've gone for:
There was a young boy named Easty
Who got raped by a gargantuan beastie
Giving moo head
Before going to bed
A wonderfully moreish come feasty.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

LOVELY!

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

Sex lol sex lol sex lol sex
Lol sex lol sex lol lol sex sex sex
Two people had sex
That's right, they had sex
And the internet's screaming "Lol, SEX!"
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

LOL¬
You can imagine a fiesty Irish woman screaming
"CHROIST NOIT! STICK YER THUMB UP ME ARSE!"

"OH YOU BASTARD! ROIGHT IN ME SHITTER!"
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)

it was worryingly like that
*shudder*
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)

Noit, ya feverous little leprachaaan

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

"YE'VE BEEN A NARTY ALTAR BOY!"
"WILL YE FUCKIN' COME ON ME TITS ALREADY!"
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

ye will ye will ye will

( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

he'll have "the troubles" come tomorrow

( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

e troubles rush
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

We're waiting for them to wake up and come in the house
they'll be greeted with rapturous applause, just to annoy them, haha
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

Applaud them by clapping your willies together

(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

You'll piss yourslelf laughing at the song we recorded
I think we're doing another one this evening.

The lyrics are hilarious, so dey are, so dey are
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

I do like a good comedy song
Make sure the next song has the chorus of "Esme and Noit, Wo-oa-oa-oah, making babies, wo-oa-oa-oah"
(__, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)

We shall ensure they shall be mercilessly ribbed.

(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)

shout PHOTOS at them

( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahah
yes
( magnum, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)

pfffft
you can imagine the stick they'll get on here for the next, oh...year or so?
(baidmonkey subhuman scumfuck... DOMINATES, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)

HONK HONK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)