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(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:46, archived)

Two men were walking through the desert
They were nearly out of water when they saw three tents in the distance. The hurried over to see if they could get some water. In the first tent they were told, "I'm sorry we only have trifle." In the second tent, again, "I'm sorry we only have trifle." They went into the third tent and again asked for water only to be told, "I'm sorry we only sell trifle." As they walked on, one turned to the other and said, "That was a trifle bazaar."
( just mike, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:51, archived)

Psst!
First tent has jelly, second has custard, third has sponge fingers. You gave the punchline away too soon.

/constructive criticism
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:53, archived)

you are correct, I will make a note of that
*makes a note of that*

EDIT: Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? oh well, there's no point to it anyway
( just mike, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:55, archived)

I've been channelling the spirit of Bob Monkhouse.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:58, archived)

Pfft!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 10:53, archived)