It always concerns me
that people who prefer the close cropped or bald beaver are hankering for an illegally youthful experience.....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:42, archived)

either that or they just dont want pubes stuck at the roof of their mouths...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:45, archived)

If you're grazing on mouthful of hair
you might want to re-examine your technique...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:47, archived)

I think he's going for the grazing hereford bull technique

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:55, archived)

Half the fun of oral sex
is calling the recipient at 11am the next day to tell them you've just found one of their hairs lovingly wrapped around one of your molars.

Actually no, 90% of the fun of oral sex is the things grateful women do to return the favour of a well licked beavage
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:48, archived)