Oh for the trials and tribulations of a proper adult life...

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

Believe me fella
It's not worth it. Stick to being who you are and don't grow up for anyone. If you can manage your finances fine and hold down a job, you're sorted. Otherwise, be who you want to be and don't ever change.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

spider is 24...
try and be a little MORE patronising.. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

I know he's 24
But like me I get the sense he's an overgrown teenager. Not meaning to be patronising incidentally. Really, not.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

hmm
apply "overgrown teenager" to the average b3tan and the only people left standing are people like Comma, who are physically 16 and mentally about 34
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

Can't a fella say something and not have it picked apart?
Well, see what you mean though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

:D
and no, in this place every word will be torn apart and analysed by cybernetic voles..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

I get the feeling I'm gonna be the only fucker in the nursing home still smoking weed and listening to good rock music.
While everyone else does crochet or some other bollocks.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

As long as you're having fun
Who gives a fuck? Says a 40 year old colleague of mine. One of the coolest blokes I know.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

fuck that.
my mate pete has just retired. he regularly goes to festivals, squat parties and the occiasional swingers party. fucker takes more drugs than me, and thats saying something.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)