i wish that webclam aka dangermouse
would explain to me exactly how it is that i am a liar
when i say that he has offered a number of members of b3ta money in exchange for sex.
i would just love to know how he justifies that, at least in his own head, as a lie or even as a reasonable thing to do.
what a man.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:26, archived)

*Offers 11p*
/ac
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)

you do know SSG is male right?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

Yes.
But I've been awake for the last 40+ hours and am about
to start crying as I know I've lost a bag of weed in my room, yet still force myself to look for it.
I need a hug. :(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

i'm about to start crying because i know how useless and pointless existence is.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

It is
Yet somehow we carry on, deluding ourselves that tomorrow will be better. I see tomorrow before anyone else, and it's shit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

Thanks for the heads-up.
I'll stay in bed, then
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

May as well
Personally though I do have something to look forward to, even if work messed up my pay again. Oh for the trials and tribulations of youth.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

Oh for the trials and tribulations of a proper adult life...

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

Believe me fella
It's not worth it. Stick to being who you are and don't grow up for anyone. If you can manage your finances fine and hold down a job, you're sorted. Otherwise, be who you want to be and don't ever change.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

spider is 24...
try and be a little MORE patronising.. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

I know he's 24
But like me I get the sense he's an overgrown teenager. Not meaning to be patronising incidentally. Really, not.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

hmm
apply "overgrown teenager" to the average b3tan and the only people left standing are people like Comma, who are physically 16 and mentally about 34
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

Can't a fella say something and not have it picked apart?
Well, see what you mean though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

:D
and no, in this place every word will be torn apart and analysed by cybernetic voles..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

I get the feeling I'm gonna be the only fucker in the nursing home still smoking weed and listening to good rock music.
While everyone else does crochet or some other bollocks.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

As long as you're having fun
Who gives a fuck? Says a 40 year old colleague of mine. One of the coolest blokes I know.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

fuck that.
my mate pete has just retired. he regularly goes to festivals, squat parties and the occiasional swingers party. fucker takes more drugs than me, and thats saying something.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

i would hug you
but you are a mick :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

:/
Not helping the situation.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

dont suppose you are dual nationality?
*passes spliff*

its only cheap hash dude, all i could get at the time..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

*Tokes gratefully*
Yeah, actually.
Northern da, southern ma.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)

then i can hug a fellow british and not sully myself with the mick!
*hug*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

*Hugs back*
Although with the amount you drink a week you'red either half Irish or 3/4 polish.
:D
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

nah, i just had 2 very good teachers.
my grandad could sink a case (24 cans) of bitter over the course of a rugby match on TV.

i never once saw that man pissed..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

*Stops gaping like a guppy*
That is impressive.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

he used to walk into his local and ask the barman for a shandy.
he got a pint of bitter with a double scotch in it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Leg. End.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)

man i wish that i was the sort of person
who could collect, for a long time, pictures of women's feet, women in boots, women in footwearally erotic situations,
and then add a number of "friends" off the internet, right, their girlfirends, and put their pictures in the same group as my personal (fair enough you can have a fetish noone minds that) fetish group, and then, when the "friends" complain that their missus's are basically in your wankpile, claim that THEY are the ones in the wrong. well, i just wish i could get away with it, EXACTLY like webclam AKA dangermouse did.
i just wish i had the fortitude to do that.
and not only to do that, but manage to make it out like the people complaining about it were the people in the wrong.
i just wish i was so ingenious, to be honest.
fair play to the man.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)

I like how people say I'm wrong in the head
Yet you just described someone far odder than me.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)

hehehe,
look, i only take the piss out of you because it's easy to take the piss out of you,
i hope,
look
umm
ok, i'm sorry if i offended you, you're alright really, maybe not always my cup of tea, but there's nowt really "wrong" with you i guess.
sorry anyway.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)

Don't worry mate
I have far thicker skin than people realise. Now I just have to figure out what I did to annoy Wicca'd Witch, Noit and Esme so much. So it goes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

i wouldn't worry , it's only the internet.
at least you haven't asked people for sex in exchange for money, etc etc etc
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

This is true
I do it the old fashioned way, and offer alcohol instead. Not that it ever works, mind, but a fella can try.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

listen, i'm not trying to lie about webclam,
i'm just trying to point out the facts.
i have nothing to gain as i have no intention whatsoever of meeting anyone here at all.
it's up to you.
just be warned.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)

No worries then
I'll leave it but if he starts asking for photos of my feet I will be worried.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)

to be fair to the man,
i think he's stopped that sort of thing.
so maybe give him a bit of slack.
but not that much, i hear he'll just slide right in.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 4:00, archived)

lmfao..
i had forgotten about that..

sup gobby? someone piss in your cereal this morning?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

i particularly like how he makes out like I am the one in the wrong
whenever i even vaguely suggest that he has done ANYTHING that i have personally seen him do.
fair play to him.
i imagine that this is how rapists persuade their victims that it is their faults, not the rapists.
i genuinely do.
so well done webclam AKA dangermouse.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

"our little secret?"

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)

you have to understand that Webclam AKA dangermouse
has genuinely asked women off this board, and others, for sex in exchange for money,
he has asked for photos of women OFF THIS BOARD in situations that the average man would consider at least a little bit porny,
and there is a whole list of stuff,
but because he denies it so fervently,
makes out that he is so innocent,
the women involved don't really talk about it,
and he gets away with it in such a way that basically makes ME out to be the bully and the one in the wrong.
well,
all i can say is,
well done webclam AKA dangermouse.
well done.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

I remember ages back
Apparently he put stalker in his signature or something. I've met the man though, he seemed quite normal to me. Then again people say the same about Chris Langham.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

i am absolutely certain that he is entirely bearable and maybe even likeable in real life.
it's just very difficult to take him seriously, given the histroy which i know to be a fact, yet whenever i mention anything even vaguely resembling it, he will deny and claim that i am a massive twat, cunt, tosser etc.
i admire the man in a way, for being able to subvert stuff so brilliantly, but at the same time, he is exactly what is wrong with the internet and indeed society. and i don't say that lightly, i genuinely believe that.
but if people want to believe his nonsense, who am i to stop them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

The best way to get around someone
Is to have them underestimate you. So, when the time is right you can strike and completely surprise them.
/May be cribbed from Sun-Tzu.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

i plan entirely to just avoid the manipulative pervert to be honest.
i won't shy away from describing him for what he genuinely is though.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

Don't blame you fella
Although I get the sense he may turn up at the next hoodbutter bash. Shall I ask him about this, or just leave it? Or perhaps walk round barefoot and try and catch him having a crafty wank?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

make sure you are standing behind the captain when you do so.
cant imagine webclam getting physical, but if nothing else CHB will be a very effective splash guard when the drink comes out of his nose..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)

anyone who believes his bullshit can go eat the shit themselves,
it's up to them.
i genuinely have nothing to gain from pointing out his perversity and filth, if people want to willingly join in to it, that's up to them, i really don't mind.
i'm just put out when he denies that that's what he's up to.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

yep, heard all that from a couple of other reliable sources
just curious what he said to you to wind you up like this?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

i guess i'm just fed up of that sort of person getting away with it all the time,
but if people here want to fall for it then fair enough,
you can't change idiots.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

hehe
tru that.. and sadly beating them with sticks is classed as assault..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

people will always be manipulated by such perverted fucking sods.
there is nothing that we can change about that.
and i'm sure he will describe me as all names under the sun,
which is fair enough in retort,
but i'm not planning on meeting anyone off here, and he can carry on doing what he wants, i will just describe what i see and what i've been told.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

Why is this so important to you?
It's not like this is real life. I say all sorts of ridiculous things in here.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

i am usually fine with internet nonsense,
i just feel that people should be warned when there is genuine internet perversion on the prowl.
the sort that perves on young girls, collects photos of people's missus's's's and is generally incredibly dodgy while blaming other people.
i'm not saying that you shouldn't meet the man, eat with the man and generally enjoy yourself with the man, but please, be careful. he is genuinely dodgy as far as any conversation with internet girls of the time has told me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

What if they are coated in a thin layer of foam rubber?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

coating people in a thin layer of foam rubber is both:
more perverted than webclam

And

murder by suffocation.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

*pouts*
That's no fun...
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Isn't it a little late for things like this?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

it is, it sure is, but what else am i meant to
"lie" about?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

Fuck knows
Make up a hilarious second account?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

HELLO I AM AWESOME
/SSG2
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

Indeed
Oh, and may I introduce you to crouching_squirrel. Me, that is.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

i never should have given sickrik his username back....

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

Muppet
I have a few accounts on here to be fair, some of them quite well-liked people. Just so you know.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

I suddenly see you as the personification of Quadrophenia.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)

you are JMG aicmfp..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)

*Winks*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)

hehe
i speak to JMG on msn quite often. if you are him i am gonna hold you under evil_lu until you stop moving and go blue
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 4:00, archived)

Ok, you got me
I am not the king of the Internet. I'm the Emperor!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)