What if they are coated in a thin layer of foam rubber?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

coating people in a thin layer of foam rubber is both:
more perverted than webclam

And

murder by suffocation.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

*pouts*
That's no fun...
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)