he used to walk into his local and ask the barman for a shandy.
he got a pint of bitter with a double scotch in it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Leg. End.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)