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speaking of injuries
whats the funniest injury you've had or seen? in person not on tv blooper shows or suchlike.
i'm going to go with my older brother, sleepyness and a very hot pot noodle in his lap
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
I had a friend...
who fell off my shed when we were little and landed with a leg either side of the fence that ran along beside it. It was HILARIOUS.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
i never thought these injuries
happened in real life
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
My school friend Womble lost a testicle falling out of his loft and landing bollock-first on the top of a step ladder.
How we laughed.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
In woodwork class
somebody was using the sanding disk on the back of a lathe to sand something "the size of a matchstick", needless to say, it fell in the gap between the sanding table and the disk, along with his fingers. It pulled out his fingernails and sanded off the tips of his fingers. Nobody liked him anyway, we all laughed.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
In woodwork in our school.
Someone was messing around with a file and the metal bit came off and apparently "stuck in a kid's head." I wasn't in the class at the time, but it does sound funny.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
Wilsons ?

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)