My
but you are a ray of sunshine.
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)

Or at least you were, oh --
Those summers we spent together
You'd love, you'd care
For my l'Oreal hair
But it had to end
and there, girlfriend,
we made a sweet farewell, you stroked my locks
then I sailed off from the docks

All of sudden I realise I need a haircuit
And together we never will be
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:51, archived)

or...
Those summers we spent together
screwing gently in the heather
You'd love, you'd care
For my pubic hair
But I infected my end
and there, girlfriend,
I visted a GP, he said Hepatitis B
they found lumps in my rocks
My love life left the docks

All of sudden I realise I need a haircut
I wonder if the shop is still open at 6?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:00, archived)

Oh maybe it will be
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
Maybe it will be
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
Maybe it will be...
OH BOLLOOOOOOOOOCKS!
It's a baaaaaaaank holiday.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:06, archived)

I'm sensing
a punk undercurrent
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:07, archived)