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Nope
Two very fit Australian lasses wrestling in the chocolate custard. No, I'm not making it up.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
oh please just SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TEDIOUS VIRGIN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
Jealous?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
Are you for real?
I mean, is this you on the internet, or a made up persona? I'm terribly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
of course.
everyone wants their virginity back.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
every post you make on a sexual topic is tainted with the retarded sexuality of a teenage virgin
I don't believe you've ever been within six feet of a woman without her finding you physically and socially repellent

so no, I'm not actually jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
like bags of sand...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
he's made me angry Dave
it hasn't happened all sodding week and now he's made me angry with his bullshit lesbians in chocolate sauce teenage fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
Terrible :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
also
this is just a big fat fucking LIE. Which is probably why you've shrunk the CSS font size in your profile for all your QOTW bullshit answers
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
Yes, I did shrink it
Also, I'm slightly amused by the fact that you feel the need to pick stuff like that apart. Part of me wonders whether this accusing me of being a liar is part of the meme or you're just peeved because I've had a more interesting life than you.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)