You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

/Dennis Leary
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

it's like he was reading my mind!

( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:26, archived)

Two words for you pal.
Nuclear fucking weapons!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:27, archived)

Thats 3 words


/ pedant
(Tibbins, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)

I think that
was part of the ineffable humour of the sketch.

If you haven't seen No Cure for Cancer go and get it, it's like Bill Hicks but better
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:30, archived)

erm
remove "but better" from that statement, and you'd have it right.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:40, archived)

Arf
Fucking liberal hippy cunts must be punished! This is the way forward!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)

*spangs*
I am a fucking liberal hippy cunt thank you - just a very non-PC, aggressive one.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)

Then im afraid you must die
its nothing personal you understand...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:30, archived)

I shall look for
you on the battlefield Mykey-san
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:31, archived)

Hard to miss
I should have thought
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:34, archived)

I don't know what you mean





*snicker*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:35, archived)