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what?
no! it is from someone you ALREADY elected to sleep with.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
I think they really have to get permission every single time.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
I'm going to leave this,
as you've obviously had some traumatic experience that means sex=horrible for you. Not much I can say, except "try something new". You never know, you might not have found what you like yet.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
yeah and the reason I don't like sweetcorn is because I got attacked by a buttered cob.
OBVIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
well it's not a normal way of thinking, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
neither is coming up with the theory of relativity.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
fair enough
enjoy your celibacy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
it's not celibacy, you dilbert!
celibacy is when you don't have sex outside of marriage because you think it's morally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
No it's not.
Celibacy is abstination from sex, full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
Is it abstinence if you've no reason to want to do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
oh yeah.
I was thinking of a different one.

It isn't that, anyway. The latter bit still applies. It's when you decide not to, for whatever reason, despite your urges. I just have no interest in sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
Your boyfriend must be chuffed.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
I'm thinking that perhaps
he actually loves me, or something, because he's had the last four years to chuck me if it bothered him that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
He must have LOADS of porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
I can only recommend you try sticking a toasting-fork up your nose.
How can you know you won't like it if you've never tried?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
I don't ave a toasting-fork
and the toaster won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
How unadventurous.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)