True
But she was still EATING PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE AFTER PIE.
(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

I think it's safe to say that she had some sort of psychological problem
that made her eat compulsively. This is something that would have to be treated, subject to the issue being diagnosed in the first place. Merka being Merka, they probably didn't have the appropriate insurance for this.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

she also had a family and friends...
who did fuck all except go to the shops and spoon shit into her face.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

This was why I said she didn't stand a chance.
She was fat because she ate too much, but the reasons behind the eating aren't necessarily about greed.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

although it might also be that.
i didn't hear her apologising to all the fucking fire crew members and ambulance people who are wasting their time dealing with this catastrophic waste of space.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

How was she getting the pies if she couldn't move?
She's not the only one responsible, sadly.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

She injected liquid pies into her veins.

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

she just had a drip next to her bed
full of melted butter
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)