I really, really hope this is true.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

As do I.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

Ask you mum, she'll vouch for me.

( moohalaa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

Why do you think what you said is true?
I've never asked you. I don't think.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

Pfft
I'm shit stirring, Jammy. Because I'm fat, and online.
( moohalaa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

But you aren't from Aberdeen!
What gives?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

Haha. I dunno.
FACTS ABOUT JMG.

He has a blog.
He's 27 and lives with Hubare and Handsome Gav in a house in Newcastle, I think.
He's either the manager of a mobile phone shop; a games console shop, or runs his own business from home selling dieting pills.
( moohalaa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

:(((((((
That's more offensive.
I could never live with Handsome Gav.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

oh BatDyke. You're my favourite shoe-loving furry Lesmond.
/ac

What DO you do actually JMG?
( moohalaa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

How many times have you asked?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

I WILL GET AN ANSWER ONE DAY!

( moohalaa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Doesn't he write 'comedy' for BBC3?

( Malaka omdz, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

Nah
That's super piat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

what's piat actually done?
anything we'd know?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

Winner
That must be the best insult of all time. It's like telling Moss that she models for PriMark.

Genius. I think I'm gonna like it here.
(Nagano Lurkha Justice Campaign, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)