He said
cheer him up, not scare the shit out of him.

*laughs anyway

On a more serious note - I always find that eating bananas helps - you can't eat a banana and look serious, and also they boost your seratonin levels (allegedly). Hey, it works for me.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

How could he not look at this little thing
without laughing?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:42, archived)

I'll try that.
Ta.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

Then use
the skin for an amusing booby trap, film it and send it to us for our delectation and delight :)

/spreading the joy since 1979
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)