this only shows that
I have never been fucked by you
and for the record 'just sit on it and shuffle about a bit' I fucking wish
and its also really hard to stay up there
Possibly I just really hate being on top and the fact that so many men will not take no I don't like it, Its hard and I fall over as an answer
:P
I may just go back to women
It's much easier
And yes to the orgasms before hand
this makes everything better
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:03, archived)

Back to women? *raises eyebrow just enough to signify interest in anecdotes*
But on a more serious note, don't take no for an answer, that isn't what it is about. As I said the other day, it is only fun if you are both enjoying it (except for 'surprise sex').
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)

hahahaha
I fucked men when I was about 14 then moved on to ladies
only recently(since christmas) gone back to men
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:09, archived)

You are* my mate Stacey


*probably aren't (she is into some incredibly fucked up stuff now)
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)

incredibly fucked up stuff ?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha :)
I like woman on top as I get the best view. It's nice to see a woman stretched up above you like the prow of a boat :D But more and more I've got into banging like a pornstar so go for those positions more now. Depends really what the girl likes. I know loads of women that love going on top. And at least one that wouldn't as she was only ickle and the depth of penetration hurt her.

Women are all different anyway. I've been with some I could bring off in under 15 seconds easily, and many many times a night, and others I feel like I've been operating heavy machinery all night just to coax one little squeak out of.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)

You're right about the 'orgasms per person per night' ratio.
Personally I consider three a heroic effort for a bloke.
I used to play a little game with the missis i.e. seeing how many times I could make her hit the jackpot in one evening. After I scored a personal best of 42 the game began to seem a bit pointless.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:10, archived)

42?!
Did it occur to you that she was trying to tell you something along the lines of 'please, just let me sleep! You've done your job, ok?' ;)
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:15, archived)

The Answer to L, TU & E!
Nah, she was loving every minute...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)

Hahahaha
I really don't care as long as I get off
and yes I know its weird that I don't like being on top
I have never been comftable with and just find it too hard to be really enjoyable
/selfish cow
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:10, archived)

Pfft.
*pictures Fenris clutching a toolkit*
(FluffehNinja, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)

"I've come to fix your fridge..."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:15, archived)

Arf!
"Oh, come in Mr. topless repair man. Don't mind me, I've just had a shower. Oh! my towel fell off."
(FluffehNinja, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)

"I haf come to fix your fotocopier, frauline"
/ ¼ German
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)