it's to get your kids out of the house once a week
so you can have noisy sex and not have to answer any awkward questions
( spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

"How do I untie the dog from this chair dad?"

( Hankster, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

"that's a good example of a sheepshank there son"

( spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)