except doughnuts
A neighbour had a goat and fed it one and the poor thing choked to death on it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

maybe it was allergic to jam
I've never had a problem getting my goats to eat doughnuts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)