Read the Gaiman (pfffft)
series, a wonderful mix of various world mythologies. And Death, Sandman's sister, is a babe.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

Gaiman's personification of Death
is every little teen goth-boy's ultimate wank fantasy...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

She's also that
for some 33 year-old non-goths. :-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I swear you told us you were 34 last week

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Nope, i will be 34 in a few months.
I may have been drunk and pressed the wrong key though.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

Could be worse
you could be 35.

Or have bad aids.

Or be ginger.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)

Would you like an orange wristband
for that 35 year old ginger AIDS sufferers charity?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:34, archived)