If you could play a fictional character
in a big, well-made Hollywood film, which one would it be?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:11, archived)

Probably
The Sandman. Neil Gaiman's one, that is, not the old JSA one.
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:12, archived)

I've heard a lot about Sandman
but have no idea who he is or what it's all about.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

A man
and his beach
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

He's the Lord of Dreams, to give him his proper title
the books are incredibly well written, lots of mythology and occult type stuff...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

Read the Gaiman (pfffft)
series, a wonderful mix of various world mythologies. And Death, Sandman's sister, is a babe.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

Gaiman's personification of Death
is every little teen goth-boy's ultimate wank fantasy...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

She's also that
for some 33 year-old non-goths. :-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I swear you told us you were 34 last week

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Nope, i will be 34 in a few months.
I may have been drunk and pressed the wrong key though.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

Could be worse
you could be 35.

Or have bad aids.

Or be ginger.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)

Would you like an orange wristband
for that 35 year old ginger AIDS sufferers charity?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:34, archived)

tigger.

( Jobe, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)

Neville the part time barman
or Lazlo Woodbine
what about you?
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)

Sun-Up,
The Solar Sodomiser. King of superheroes.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:22, archived)

Hugo Rune would be better than Lazlo Woodbine.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Why do I recognise these names
and have no clue where they come from? Is it Douglas Adams?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

Robert Rankin
best of all the bizarre comedy writers
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

I know the Brentford lot
But can't remember those names being involved.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

I reccommend 'Waiting for Godalming'
for a good Lazlo Woodbine book (he's the private eye)
and 'Witches of Chiswick' for a good Hugo Rune book (he's the guru guy, master of dimac and all that jazz)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:34, archived)

But I excel at talking a load of old toot
and I could chew the fat with you, if you were to play Fangio (although my physique would probably be better suited for him)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

I would play the part of you
seeing as you are a figment of my imagination
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:14, archived)

We all thought that you were just an illusion.
Ning sir. All is well in Oxford town?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:16, archived)

Tis verily
the little woman is in t'bath which means i get some time on here!yay!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:17, archived)

You would rather talk to us then
share a bath with her?

I admire this and applaud your sense of priorities
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:20, archived)

Damn right:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)

she stayed the whole night?
how much did that set you back then? ;)
'ning mate
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)

He's chained her to the pipes
so that she can never leave.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:22, archived)

you say that
like it's a bad thing
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

Well spotted.
Ning!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Your just jealous
that you are stuck with the same woman, day in, day out...FOREVER!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

aha, but....
ummmm


shit
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Who is she
and what form of blackmail are you using to keep her there?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

Who is she?
You sir are not up on your current events!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

It's Hankster in a dress.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

I'll just tell her that...hold on

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

Nooooooo!
She'll hit me.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

Prezactly:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

neither am I
and as official amsterbash boat-locator I demand satisfaction, sir.

Is it one of us .... or one of the real people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

I couldnt possibly comment

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

right
that's you sleeping on the deck then. in a hammock. made out of barbed wire and nettles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

But i want to sleep with Fenris:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

'Ning
There'll be room for 2, don't sweat it
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

Can we not get a huge hammock and fit three of us in there?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

You got it
tiger
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)

So tell me,
where does Mykey fit in?
/suspicious
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

Ah, it's you...
Erm. Maybe you should sit down for this...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)

What?
Make the most of sitting down while I can??

I may agree to this - but only if I get to be the man.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:46, archived)

Arf :D
We'll see....
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)

Do forgive me
I've been hypnotised by my wife's recent visits from the breast fairy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

how many cup sizes increased?
this is what keeps me going through the long, cold discussions about "starting a family"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

From D
past DD, to E, in the space of a week and a half.

And still perky. It's like unconvincing porn.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Photos!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)

After your turkey-baster comments yesterday,
you can whistle for 'em, chum. ;)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

I've always been
lovely and demand naked photos of your wife this instant
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

As soon as I get the wide-angle lens
you shall be on the cc: list.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)

This ^


Wait a minute, you have a naked lady in your bath and you still want pictures of boobies?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

/greedy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

This.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha
the breast fairy rocks
shame about the theiving little libido goblin
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I was going to suggest something to this effect
only not as funny.

'Ning all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

In my experience
he appears just after they say "I do"*

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

I wouldn't mind that
except he appears to have given me her share as well.

*excuses self for a few minutes*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Myself.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)

But you...
but you're... but...

*asplodes*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Spongebob Squarepants

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

God

( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

You'd have to comb your hair
and make sure you got rid of the cornflakes in your beard.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:38, archived)

Neo
but less philosophy and more kung fu.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)