What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "hey, you, get off of my cloud"

A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

Ahahahahahaha
My friend Rory McLeod (from Aberdeen) is gonna beat you up when you get here..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

Remind me to tell
this one to him when it's vastly innappropriate. I'm like an abassador me :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

Lots of Ferrero Rocher?

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)