Having watched 'The Incredibles' last night
I present my top five cartoon ladies
1) Elastigirl
2) Jessica Rabbit
3) Princess (Battle of the Planets)
4) Betty Rubble
5) Bugs Bunny (when he dresses as a lady)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:11, archived)

I know.
I mean, Betty Rublle instead of Wilma Flintstone? That's just wrong!
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)

I demand you retract that statement
I'd do wilma, but I'd be thinking of betty
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

Shan't
What are we talking about? This is an insane conversation.
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)

you are The Cat
aicmfp
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

*passes five pounds*
oooh, my poor botty
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

One of the best poll results ever
was in (I think) Kerrang!'s poll of top five sexiest women in rock videos - number 5 was Roger Taylor as the schoolgirl in "I Want To Break Free".
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)

yes! :P
and thingy from the Foo Fighters as the air hostess in Learn to Fly
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

betty bo was a bit of a slut by all reports.
.
(waxdart hello., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)

Cadbury's Rabbit?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

She swallows for sure.
Good effort
(waxdart hello., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

You mean this lady? (did the voice)
www.audiofilemagazine.com/gvpages/images/miriam_margolyes.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)

She has done almost every advert voice
since 1975, so chances are you're sullied.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

she may or may not swallow
can't say I know for sure.
Maybe if you are kosher it would help.
(waxdart hello., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

If Elastigirl
got upset with you, she could really make you feel small tho.

Giving birth to the kids must have been a doddle for her too.....

Personally I find it hard to get the fackin horn over cartoons. Except for Halo Jones when I was 14.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.....
*remembers 14 year old dreams of Halo Jones and Cass Anderson*
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

Ooh
and Judge Anderson.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

Mind Piss!
I demand Judge Hershey as compensation.
And Venus from Rogue Trooper...
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)

Venus bluegenes
What a woman. Wouldnt even notice a room full of post curry farts in the morning either.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

I like your thinking

( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Yes!
Now THAT'S a woman!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)

Although knowing what I was thinking at any given moment
combined with years of hand-to-hand combat training is a lethal combination.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

YES!
*fwaps mightily*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Anderson was a babe
I quite fancied old one eye too...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Even with the beard?
Or have you fallen in love with a CDC?
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

Beard ?
Old one eye was a rampant hag tyrannosaur.

I was attracted to powerful women in those days.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Sorry
I was thinking of McGruder. Actually, I was still thinking of Judges Anderson and Hershey, Venus Bluegenes, Halo Jones and a swimming pool full of strawberry jelly...
( Geordie Al, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

anybody read 'Chase' comic?
she was hot, and she smoked too
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

you missed
Esmerelda from the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame - she's the only reason I bought that on video
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

never seen it, so cannot comment
*adds to dvd rental list*
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=disney+esmeralda&spell=1
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

Give the daughter
from Incredibles about 3 years and she'll be hot.

Anyway, you missed Cheetara from that list you latent homosexual
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

cheetara
how could I forget her
she's on my top ten ;)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

Mmmm
Tygra was a bit of a fox too. Well, when I was 9.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

Tygra
was a ponce. Panthra was where it was at :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

You have
terrible taste in men my dear.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:32, archived)

Yeah well
so do you!


...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

You are
one of those blokes who waits outside school gates making notes for future reference AICMFP.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

future
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)

Replace Bugs Bunny with Kim Possible,
and you've got yourself a fairly good list. I might reorder it a little, but I'd rather not think about it whilst I'm at work.

'ning, by the way.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)

I second this Kim Possible

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

You like teh
gingers strawberry blondes.

AICMFP
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

Pornographic pictures of her, found on the 'net,
are relatively few, and rather unsettling.

Google it if you must, but I wished I hadn't. Same goes for Simpsons porn. *shudder*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)

Something Awful linked to a site where she grew a dick.
...
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Note to self:
don't look that one up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

'ning sir
did you get an icon yet?
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Er, nope.
I think you might have been had.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

I shall email Cal
and threaten him with big pointy sticks
hows tricks anyhoo? you got married last week no?
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Yep, I'm all married off now.
I have resolved to become grown up and sensible, now. I could tell this resolution had gotten off to a good start when I woke up, slumped down the side of the toilet, on my wedding night.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

Pfffft
Congrats too!
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

Ta!
So far, only one person has referred to my wife using my surname, without sniggering.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

Mrs Munch?
Bless 'er.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

That is the sign of a good marriage


I hope.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

I think so.
A less caring woman would have left me downstairs to puke on my shoes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

congrats
just be mindful of this/a
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:32, archived)

Mmm, marital breasts...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:34, archived)

The three girls on 'Totally Spies'
on ministry of mayhem or suchlike
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

The mother off family guy
For some reason...
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

When I was wee
my first crush was on Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskerhounds. I was 4. Not only a cartoon, but a cartoon dog. *despairs*
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

And a mere 8 years
later you were found lying naked in the kitchen, smeared with paté with the family dog...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Still is apparently
i was told bestiality is legal in Scotland....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Why do the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep learnt what zips sound like.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha
New to me

*jots*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "hey, you, get off of my cloud"

A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

Ahahahahahaha
My friend Rory McLeod (from Aberdeen) is gonna beat you up when you get here..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

Remind me to tell
this one to him when it's vastly innappropriate. I'm like an abassador me :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

Lots of Ferrero Rocher?

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

I say we breed the cnuts out
whos with me?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Just imagine
in a few years
a load of posts
that look a bit like this
and link to BBC News stories
it will be
terrifying.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4435359.stm
(the Scots are breeding
what about
the Jews?)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

*applause*
Witty sir, witty.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha
I loved that program (but not Juliet, she was a munter). Hang on, I was 5 when that was on tv, yet you are more than a year older than me. How can this be?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

It aired
for years, and was repeated once or twice. I had Dogtanian pyjamas and everything. i still have a copy on video somewhere...

/biggest fan
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

I thought I saw it when it was on its first run.
I remember our class gerbil at infant school was called Sandy after his horse and everything.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

mmm, bestiality

( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Jessica Rabbit
is an animal! You're no better than me..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

shes not an animal you crip!
Shes got Roger Rabbits last name!


*licks window*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Pffffft!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Oh alright
Cadbury's rabbit was the one I was thinking of I think..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

No,
Jessica Rabbit was not an animal. But she was married to one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Im pissing on your face sir
i bet you can taste what ive been eating.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Sugar Puffs
and asparagus by the smell of it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Ive always wondered why wee smells of sugar puffs
every so often...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/446123
edit: doh, course she wasn't a rabbit (but bugs bunny is, so the link stays)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/446433
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

no
she was just married to a rabbit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Yeah yeah
see above..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)