It's alright for you
you're not in a UB40-polluted soundscape.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)

step away from the radio...

( Jobe, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)

What you need right now is Enigmatic's version of popcorn.
That'll sort you right out.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)

Yay!
You should be a music agony uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)

Only if I can have a photo casebook
with lots of buxom ladies that always find themselves wandering about in their underwear for no discernable reason.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)

If you can do that
you can be my music agony uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

I must confess
That I quite liked their first couple of albums.

All the pop reggae stuff was shit though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)