Pickle without bits
is just vinegar, surely? Or is Branston Smooth just regular pickle that's been pureed?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

Now
thats gonna bug me all day.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

The Rich & Fruity and Spicy options, I can understand,
that's just changing the flavour to suit. The Small Chunk I can understand, too, for sandwich purposes. But the Smooth? How can it be pickle, if theres nothing pickled in it? It's just Brown Sauce (which is an already crowded market), surely?

What a load of marketing wank.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

the second one.
and it is good
( Fergburger, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

Perhaps it's marketed at the elderly,
so they can still enjoy pickle, without having to put their teeth in?

Or are you just too lazy to chew your food?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

Branston smooth
on mike shinoda's naked chest....

Id give it a go.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)

I had to Google to find out who he is.
Now, my cache makes me look
a) gay
or
b) schoolgirlish.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)

yes
I'm not proud of the fact I would have wild monkey sex with him in front of my nan but hey what can you do.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 11:11, archived)