I love you, Daddy, but, please, stop touching my special purpose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

All porpoises are special
and they like being touched.

Just ask Flipper.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)