Why are you getting none from her? Has she gone off sex?
That's grounds for a dumping all by itself, regardless of whether she may be shagging other guys or not.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

You are a Relate counsellor
AICMP45
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)

No, a retail counsellor:
"No, madam, the blue one suits you far better. The other one makes your arse look fat, to be honest."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:37, archived)