I have a similar story
that wouldn't go amiss in this thread
but I need to look at some of you face to face soon, so I abstain ;)
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

*spang*
Don't be such a wuss. You're going to meet me face to face and you guys know almost all my unpleasant details.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

ok then
many, many moons ago, I was visiting my brother, playing warcraft I think and having a general farting compo
I forced one a bit too much, and had to scrape it off my keks afterwards
happy now?
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

Feeble.
I don't even take note of things like that any more. I just resignedly go and change my underwear.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

this is a regular occurrence for you then?
I'm ashamed that it happened to me even once!
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)