Oh dear God.
Dodgy curry the night before?
Or just plain old spastic colon?
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)

You know?
I have no idea. I was too busy being in stitches at his facial expression as he described the event to me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

Predictably,
I read facial as faecal.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)