Okay.
I'll be nice.

I really like flower arranging and gardening and the countryside.

It makes me happy.

Also, my vagina isn't actually massive or distended or leathery.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

It's like a tiny, shrivelled dusty crypt?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

A sexual catacomb.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

a Necropollyis

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

but you do munt?

( mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

I don't know.
Is that a way of asking am I ugly?

I'm not sure in answer.

Earlier you seemed to think I did.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

you have to decide for yourself

( mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Where IS Clairebare these days?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

licking piss off nettles

( mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

HOORAY FOR HER

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

ugly fat cunt had to do something

( mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

I heard she got put away for kicking a dog

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

I wish gonzo were here to explain why it is better to punch a dog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

He told me to tell everyone he has no internets, temporarily

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Inside my cavernous mingehole.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)