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hi, 1st time poster long time listner
I've been reading the b3ta letter for ages and checking the site daily since 2004. Being a paraplegic just adds to the misery of you cunts having to be nasty so in the meantime just be nice. I just wanna socialise cuz nobody wants that shit in the real world.
so be nice yeah?
(xwoody01, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
do
you get ur name from knightmare?
(xwoody01, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
Now I must point out here that text-speak is generally frowned upon.
Unless it's used in an 'ironic' fashion, but only shit people do that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
Text speek is the worst thing to happen to hummanity,
even worse than war or famine, even slave labour doesn;t get a look in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
The long-term effects of Thatcherism are marginally worse.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
This this this this.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
Lizzie, is it normal for me to get more left wing as I get older?
I thought it was supposed to work the other way. I was telling arnook that I was pondering joining the Socialist party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
Are you getting significantly richer as you age?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
Not really.
I'm not exactly poverty stricken either.

My dad is quite well off and he's still very left-wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
Apparently thatcherism isn't as bad as we first thought.
Political revisionism who'd have thunk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
Nope. I disagree. It's shit.
I can't be arsed to go into it now, so lets pretend that I talked about the stupidity of the trickle-down economics, the whoring of Britian, the destruction of public services and the fact that it taught us to disregard any notion of society and social responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
I fear you missed my ever so slightly invisible sarcasm tags.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
Sorry, I've been arguing with Americans who put her up on the same pedestal as Princess fucking Diana.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
That's because a majority of americans are fuckwits who loved reagan
and his shitty policies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
2rite

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
ur nt wrg, lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

nt wrg -sonata:
lol FÜMMS BÖ WÖ TÄ ZÄ ÜÜ PÖGIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
No, never seen it but lots of people ask that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
To be honest, the best way to deal with that kind of thing is to take it on the chin.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
or the kneecaps

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
pffffft

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
SEXYMANWOW
*glompage*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
hello you lovely bitch
i spazzd today and founfd you defending me that i had not seen, bless you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
This sounds like an admission of some sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
No, I took it up the arse that time.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
As long as you kissed, you aren't really gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
True.
And it was done in the dark, let's not forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
Oh god yeah.
Darkness hides all sins.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
If you've really been here since then
you'd know that this place isn't about being fluffy/nice. It's about laughing at real world shit and not taking it seriously, not hiding from it.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
nah
I'm cool
(xwoody01, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
ok
hello .
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
Okay.
I'll be nice.

I really like flower arranging and gardening and the countryside.

It makes me happy.

Also, my vagina isn't actually massive or distended or leathery.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
It's like a tiny, shrivelled dusty crypt?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
A sexual catacomb.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
a Necropollyis

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
but you do munt?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
I don't know.
Is that a way of asking am I ugly?

I'm not sure in answer.

Earlier you seemed to think I did.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
you have to decide for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
Where IS Clairebare these days?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
licking piss off nettles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
HOORAY FOR HER

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
ugly fat cunt had to do something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
I heard she got put away for kicking a dog

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
I wish gonzo were here to explain why it is better to punch a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
He told me to tell everyone he has no internets, temporarily

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
Inside my cavernous mingehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
I'd quite like to be a para-pelagic fish

sharks in camo and berets could be shot out the water into enemy territory with parachutes, and eat the baddies
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
HELLO.
Well cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
I cry bollocks to your claims.
Had you been "checking the site daily since 2004" you would know how things are round here. Cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
b3ta is b3ta, the worst you can do is ask for stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
I had sex once.
And today I parked in a crip space.
Frankly, you're bringing down what had up until seemed like a successful life.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
I'm quadriplegic and I RESENT THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
Don't break your dobber
he's not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
Dob my ignore button crippo.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
I like the sound of that game:
Crappy Crippos.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
you're worse than if Hitler and Stalin hatefucked Mrs Mangel from Neighbours and had an army of deformed communist Hitlerbabies you are

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

I'm quadriplegic and I RESENT THAT + PRE
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
What are you?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
no
we'll treat you like everyone and you'll like it
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
*puts the biscuits back on the top shelf*

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
A slightly guilty pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
You will know what to expect then.
*bums*
Welcome and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)