You'll have to give a chunk as royalties, or cancel the show.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Yeah, just offer her some of the money
and a couple of tickets
( Malaka omdz, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

probably this
just try and explain the situation and get some sort of deal that's reasonable.

wost case scenario, you'll have to cancel the play.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)