Dogs are thicker than the lumps in my pants

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

No, they're not
I'll say that as 1) somebody with animal behaviour experience, 2) somebody who's trained dogs and 3) somebody who's had a hearing dog
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Are too
Dogs are shit
Dogs are gay
Dogs are rubbish in every way

Look at that stupid woofing twat
Being outwitted by a fucking cat

Dogs are shit
Dogs are gay
Dogs are rubbish in every way
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

pfft

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I love you.
Will you marry me?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Yes
Where shall we honeymoon?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Crufts

( vladimir, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Sand or snow?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

So long as there is a well stocked bar I am entirely easy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

TAUNT IT
TAUNT IT REAL GOOD
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Ferrets are smarter than cats and win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_vtM6qANiI
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Cats AND ferrets.
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/interspeeche_sn.html

everybody wins!
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

YES!
WIN!
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)