*tickles your sinuses with an unbent paperclip*
Good ta, and you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Splendid really
Not had time for this place much.

*affectionately violates your anus with a ragged sheeps thigh*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I noticed
what's wrong with us?

*tenderly clips through your hamstrings with a wirecutter*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

ham banjo
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)