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What's a greater threat to the emotional wellbeing of humanity
Global capitalism or the anthropomorphism of animals ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
Poo on a stick.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
BAB STICK!

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
Winner

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
I worry about the children.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

about
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
Squirrels with tits
beat Enron hands-down.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
Hello
*gives wedgie*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
wotcher.
*sticks fishhooks trhough your perineum*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
*rubs your scaley cloaca with coarse sandpaper*
How is life with you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
*tickles your sinuses with an unbent paperclip*
Good ta, and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
Splendid really
Not had time for this place much.

*affectionately violates your anus with a ragged sheeps thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
I noticed
what's wrong with us?

*tenderly clips through your hamstrings with a wirecutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

ham banjo
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
Entirely correct

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
Did you get this hideous advert in Dutchland?
youtube.com/watch?v=sx7Ap5_VYmo

It was everywhere in France. Nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
no
Wrong. Wrongwrongwrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
Jesus muthafucking Christ on a furry bike.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
In the extended version there's a lot more of the bit where the scary octopus woman
squeezes her breasts and they turn into orange halves and spurt juice. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
That's just wrong on
SO many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
I wish that was tomorrow's headline

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
Mykey will
but he'll think of them naked, covered in KY Jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
*thinks*
*spontaneously ejaculates*

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I DIDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE!
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

CHILDREN
COWS
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
I battered some more last night
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
Traitorous Harpy!

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
I'M TOO BUSY
THINKING ABOUT SQUIRRELS WITH TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
I don't know.
Let's ask THE BOY GENIUS! (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
I think both are splendid
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
I want to invent a small overcoat for cats
called a "Funt" so I can go on TV saying "CAT FUNT" really loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
Of course you do...
*rolls eyes*

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
Leaving lights on and tellies and monitors on standby.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
I do that because I like paying for electricity I don't need

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
Yes.
This.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
The catherine tate show

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
Catchphrase comedy
it's like the globalisation of brands only in comedy form.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
Yeah but no but

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
I've got LOAAAADSof money etc

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
neither
I blame μ-oxido dihydrogen
(Dangermouse., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
If Hitler had persecuted the Furries rather than the Jews he'd be a world hero up there with the likes of Ghandi.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

furries Tories
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
Fnar fnar.
*clicks* (again)
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
YOU HAVE FURRY IN YOUR USERNAME!
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
I'm destroying their organisations from the inside.
Plus, I'd make an awesome dinosaur furry see?

Clever girl.

NSFW etc etc *yawn* *roar*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8220204
(likeajackhammer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
I can't help but think this confirms my worldview.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
I'd be aroused if not for the ears

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
well take them off then you dirty slapper!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
The former.
I think I've converted someone at work. I gave him the URL for fchan, at his request, I might add.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
haha
s'not the BEST introduction, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
And what, pray tell,
is the best introduction?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
ooh, erm.
that's a question. Quality varies.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
Jeffrey Archer

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)