If you're so amazing, and so above us all, why do you still come here?

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

magnets... definitely magnets

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

Or possibly BeeDogs.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

For attention, of course.
Which he doesn't really need, seeing as he's so superior that he studies architecture and lives in a piss-stained tower-block.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)