We have a wobbler here!
Don't worry I am sure you can use your fat as a comfort blanket when you are alone in bed at night. Wobbling gently in time to your big rolling tears that stain your jowley face.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

you obviously haven't had sex.

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I am glad you are taking a healthy interest in my sex life
it is a perfectly normal thing to do on the internet at twenty past midnight on a saturday night.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Pffft!

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)