As youth I wanked on the 363 bus
Never got past Poplars Farm estate though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Did you ever fall asleep afterwards and wind up in Bailiffe Bridge?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

I did that on a train once, and ended up in Wigan.
No fun was had by anyone.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

I didn't have a wank though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Wrong direction
Then it was the Huddersfield Shipley bus
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)