I think my 15000th post is going to coincide with my 5th b3taday in about a weeks time.
Still deciding whether to get nekkid or not.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

I made my 30000th on my 5th b3taday
this means I have exactly twice your gobbiness rating
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

Christ...
*shames*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

*points and laughs*

(Dangermouse., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

Fucking hell, you gobby moo!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

Fuck me.
I've done 13000 in 8 months.

*Shames*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

And I thought my post count was bad
Mind you, Bud has about 60000, or something like that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

Yes, but all your posts were shit.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

Yeah but, but....
YOUR MUM!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

Unoriginal use of an old classic.
I give it 3 out of 10 Mafferses.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

e +a
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

There's only ONE Maffarse.


Though it's the size of ten ordinary ones.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

Enough to cause a solar eclipse, then.
"Argh!! The Sun's gone out! Wait, no, it's just the shadow from Maffers' HUGE arse"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Yes, but all your posts were shit.

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

You can cock off.
I know you think I'm great.
Admit it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

I rate you much higher than davew27

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

Well. That's not saying much now really, is it?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)