Don't tell me you weren't tempted to have a bit of a diddle

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Pfft
It was one of the most terrifying times of my life and I had my whole hand within her.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

FISTING WIN!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

fisting in hospital.
I think i saw you do that on a video?

Were you using the name Bambi Rimjob?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

Like Sue from Sooty and Sweep?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

She gave cracking handjobs.
Oh, wait...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

It's alright as long as she is naked.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Now look
If you have pictures of this 'catastrophic' event you will become Queen Of The Internet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)