don't imagesearch felch
whatever you do

oh my gosh

nsfw and it even made me feel a bit funny
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

I just turned gay
anyone want to break me in?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

Can I have a go.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Threesome?

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Sure.
No high fiving over my back though
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Fourgy?

( Lollylegs lite, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'll get rid of wildheart and make it a threesome
can't have the cock to fanny ratio too high
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

This is getting better all the time.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

As long as you cum in my face.

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'm flying solo on this mission.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

If you make the best offer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

I promise to be rough and treat you like a piece of meat.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

rejected.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

Shut up and gag on my schlong!

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

I've just turned straight.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

Did you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

I thought of having sex with a man and thought it wasn't for me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

What if a man has sex with you, as an unwilling participant.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

You're scaring me.

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

I'll take the offer!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Mookay would.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

If were gay
I still wouldn't.
( mookay immune to icons since, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Doubtful.
You have an uncomfortable uterus.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Similarly
Prolapse
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

prolapsed fannies are like big bloody ballonns
They ming.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Shiny red balloons?
*grins like a mong*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

How do they cure it?
Stuff it all back in and use a staple gun?
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

You bastard, I nearly snorted beer there.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

I should be a doctor.*
*100% fact of nature.
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

i thought it would be fanny glue distilled from the drippings

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

It's the best fat to make Yorskshire puddings from!

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Thats what WHO recommend.
I use split pins at my Harley Street Clinic.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

I've never looked at one

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I've held one of those in as we ran with the woman on the trolley into theatre
she was very lucky to survive.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Don't tell me you weren't tempted to have a bit of a diddle

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Pfft
It was one of the most terrifying times of my life and I had my whole hand within her.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

FISTING WIN!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

fisting in hospital.
I think i saw you do that on a video?

Were you using the name Bambi Rimjob?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

Like Sue from Sooty and Sweep?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

She gave cracking handjobs.
Oh, wait...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

It's alright as long as she is naked.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Now look
If you have pictures of this 'catastrophic' event you will become Queen Of The Internet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

That desperate to see a play
she deserved to die
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

'Argh, me minge is all inside out!'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

swelled up like a football

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

It's only sucking someone's cum out of an arse.
Nothing your Dad doesn't do to me.
( moohalaa, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

google it

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Or get a demo
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

SickRik
stating the obvious and dating with knob virus since 1994
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

I don't see anything wrong.
felch SFW
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

I think image two is you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

you can combine with a rusty trombone FTW

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Whatever I do?!
Shit, it must be the end-all-be-all of filth!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

I know what felch means
but OH MY GOD
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

it's no worse than Feltz

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

chevy chase is doing a movie with her
Fletch Felchs Feltz
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

not something I was likely to do anyway,
but thanks for the heads up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Now I can stalk you
via phrases you don't search for.

*stalks*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

Yes, since we are on the subject I would suggest not Googling any of the following:
Les Dennis' love handles
Lisa Riley naked
Sinclair C5
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

At least its not Wolfbagging

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Ah, the things people with far too much free time get up to.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

Did you expect to find pictures of kittens or something?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

Oh for fucks sake, what did you expect ?
You're not even trying to be interesting now. Are you going out of your way to be as dull as possible?
( FoldsFive, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)