the last chinese meal I had contained a pube
and it wasn't mine
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

that was chow mein, noodlepubes

( spacefish bong!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

I may have it DNA tested
and get the fuckers closed down
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

*runs from the Feds*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:29, archived)