I've got a better one.
1.Go out with friends who aren't cunts.
2.Go to pub without telly.
3.Nominate one of your party to buy a round of drinks.
4.Drink drinks.
5.Nominate a different member of the party to buy drinks, rinse and repeat.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

This sounds brilliant

(anomalous anonymous, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

it'll never work
the political voting from the baltic states will fuck it up
(Dangermouse., Sun 18 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

Bugger
:(
(anomalous anonymous, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I subscribe to your scripture

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)