There once was a lady named Vikki
Who was so terribly picky
She picked this young buck
And gave him a suck
And now she is terribly sticky
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 4 May 2005, 20:03, archived)

hurrah!
that's a good one :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:04, archived)