an instructional video about THROWING PARSNIPS IN THE BIN BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE ZOMBIE CARROTS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

This is also a fine idea

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

You sir, are clearly a root vegetable FAIL

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Thet are indeed the bastard offspring of the venerable carrot.
Foul, foul things. Dunk them in marmite and shove them up a tramps arse.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

And then what?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Pfft
I was avoiding posting a similar thing...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

You leave your deviance out of this.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

for the WIN

( CowJam, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

At the risk of agreeing with Mykey, you appear to be a bit wrong

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

*Prepares a tory window sticker for you*

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)