Barbies, and cutting holes in said barbies, and stitching them up again.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)

Did Barbie put the lotion on its skin?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)

Emmm....no?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)

I used to take their heads off and stuff red tissue paper in the hole and then hang them in my window.
But not very often as we weren't allowed to have particularly gendered toys.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)

Haha, that's nearly weirder than mine.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)

In case you showed someone where Daddy touches you?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)

pfffft

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)

I had a shrink assessment the other day and they ask you all these general questions to cover all bases.
One of them was 'have you ever been sexually abused by your parents or anyone else?'

I told my Dad they asked this and the first thing he did was goose me and then say 'ha, now you can tell them about that'
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)

Pffft, my Da would probably do something similar.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)

Heh
good man.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)