There once was a lovely called Comma,
Who was far, far less fat than yo' momma,
Despite eating cake,
From the minute she wake,
To the moment she fell into slomber.
( Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

*deducts points for 'slomber'*

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

FINE THEN.
*deducts points for using abnormal stress in the word 'alternative'*
( Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

*gives points back for being sexeh*

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

o_O

( Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

*deducts points for being Friz*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)