There was a man named FoldsFive
who was unfamiliar with the basic
rhyming structure of Limericks
He gave it a go
but got it wrong completely
and didn't even give it a proper
( FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

There once was a man from Peru
whose limericks stopped at line two
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

There once was a boy from Verdun

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

*clicks*
Probably the best limerick ever.
(allergic to curry, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)