There once was a guy, Declan Proud
Who claimed that he was gay and proud
He proud proud gay bum
bummy men arsing bums
perineum dicksucking proud
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

You should read me and TG&GN's ones about Mooey.
They're class.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)