My eyes itch and my nose is runny

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

God, my eyes aren't working properly this morning.
I read the last bit of that as "my mum's a tranny".
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)