271 dogs in one house??
Thats fucking crazy.

It'd be like a dog carpet.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:39, archived)

And how fantastic that would be!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:40, archived)

If a tad smelly.
I really fucking hate it when you go round to someone's house and the house smells of dog, but they've just got used to it and don't notice it.
Imagine how bad hundreds of dogs would smell... *boik*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:45, archived)

Lovely.
Especially as she doesn't seem the sort of woman who would house-train her dogs.

Mmmm, tasty.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:47, archived)

But if there's a whole carpet of them
you could just shake'n'vac.

I just like the idea of the pathetic whelping noise they'd make as you stomped across them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:49, archived)

Whelping/crunching.
I like.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:52, archived)